Hoy folks, Spartan here with another one of my mini game reviews. These are games that I won’t be subjecting Mr. Cosmia to play, due to them being bad, too out there, or too short to be viable for the game trade. In this case, it’s the second option. This time on the reviews, it’s Petz Rescue: Wildlife Vet.

Full disclosure, I own this game, I’ve had it ever since it came out and I got it for Christmas one year. I remember seeing advertisements for it on TV and in National Geographic Kids magazines. Growing up I was very interested in animals, and like many kids that interest shaped my environment. I subscribed to ZooBooks and Weird n Wild Creature cards, eagerly awaiting when they would come in the mail every month. My room was plastered with elephants and all manner of wildlife (who the hell am I kidding, my room still looks like that!), and at school non-fiction books on animals were what I always chose during silent reading. Of course this fascination eventually led to me getting a degree in General Biology with most of my electives being zoology or vertebrate paleontology. I was an animal kid through and through, and of course, that interest lent itself to video games.
The PetZ series of games was developed by Ubisoft, and seemed to be their way of competing with Nintendo’s wildly popular Nintendogs, itself a game marketed towards young children whose parents either couldn’t afford a pet or didn’t trust little Joshua with anything living (you know who you are). After all, why get a pet that you have to clean up after and eventually lose to a myriad of potential fates when you can have one that never dies and is never not interested in you? Free will is an illusion and blind obedience makes money damn it! Where was I? oh, right the PetZ Rescue series.
This is a series where they tried to be educational and show kids some aspects of animal husbandry if they were interested in that as a potential career path. Do they succeed in this endeavor? Or do they fail? Let’s find out.
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